Things to pack for your first pageant to avoid mishaps on stage:
1. Extra rhinestones. AB HOTFIX Swarovski Crystals are always reliable. 2. E6000 (just in case) 3. Body glue 4. Femininininity. The extra “nini” is especially important. 5. Falsies 6. Truthsies 7. Body glue 8. A shrug and an “Oh well. Better luck next time.” 9. Nude leotard with clear straps 10. A Winning Attitude 11. A large supply of breath
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