The Miss Division
Things to pack for your first pageant to avoid mishaps on stage:
1. Extra rhinestones. AB HOTFIX Swarovski Crystals are always reliable.
2. E6000 (just in case)
3. Body glue
4. Femininininity. The extra “nini” is especially important.
7. Body glue
8. A shrug and an “Oh well. Better luck next time.”
9. Nude leotard with clear straps
10. A Winning Attitude
11. A large supply of breath
And remember: stars can't shine without darkness!
This work is featured as part of Close Encounters: the 2017 Senior Show, unfolding during the month of April in four exhibition sites throughout the city of Ann Arbor: Michigan Theater, Duderstadt Video Studio, the Argus II Building, and the new Stamps Gallery. Each space will host key exhibition events including film/video screenings, live performance, and opening receptions. Check the exhibition page for dates, times and hours.